AKA, what are we doing here

Being Irreverent

We really just wanted some tees and such, and figured why not have a store. Maybe everyone, maybe nobody, that's on you. Sarcasm and innuendo notwithstanding, we hope whoever you are, you get what we're on about. Dive in, hold on, or whatever action metaphor suits your little hearts desire.

...but really, what are we doing?

Drop Shipping

These products are made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it might take a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, reducing all sorts of environmental impacts, and generally being pretty cool. That said, sometimes, it can take a more than a minute to get it going. Each product type has its own specifics, so we won't get too deep into the weeds here, but as a rule, we're getting these out to y'all ASAP.

Guesstimates

Fulfillment -> It takes 2–5 business days to create a product and fulfill an order 

Shipping time -> Its a big world, shipping times depend on source product availability and destination. Here's some guesstimates. All estimates are business days, apparently some people like their weekends.

Tees, Tanks, 3/4 Sleeves, Long Sleeves, Polo Shirts (really?), Crop Tops	4-12 days
Hoodies, Sweats (shirts & pants), Joggers, pants	6-18 days
Full print shirts, leggings, dresses	9-12 days
Hats (embroidered, mesh, etc), beanies	4-24 days
Mugs, Totes, Cases, Tech stuff, etc etc etc.	4-10 days